Have you noticed any change in me?
No, why?
I have just swallowed some coins accidentally.
CHANGE = sprememba / drobiž
You have to be rich to play golf.
Then why are there so many poor players?
POOR = reven / slab
I think we’ve just had a puncture (flat tire).
How did it happen?
There was a fork in the road.
FORK = vilica / odcep
Well son, how was your first day at school?
Great! The teacher is going to give me a gift.
How do you know that?
Well, when I came in, she pointed to a chair in the corner and said “Sit over there for the present.”
PRESENT = darilo / ta trenutek
Why did the two astronauts decide to leave the restaurant on the moon and return to the one on Earth?
They said it had no atmosphere.
ATMOSPHERE = atmosfera / vzdušje
I’m going to have to put you in a prison cell for the night.
What’s the charge, Officer?
Nothing. It’s all a part of the service.
CHARGE = cena / obtožba
Why did you park your car on the yellow lines?
Because the sign says “Fine FOR PARKING”.
FINE = dobro, sprejemljivo / kazen
